First off, you see that “2003—-Celta Vigo Retro soccer jerseys yupoo” thing? That’s a *major* clue. We’re talking potentially vintage (or more likely, “vintage-inspired,” wink wink) Celta Vigo gear. Yupoo, for those who don’t know, is like… the wild west of online albums. Think Instagram, but with a higher chance of finding knock-offs and a distinctly less polished vibe.
Then you got these random bits and bobs popping up. “La Liga —-Recently, a number of low price scams have been found in Italy.” Okay, thanks for the heads-up, kinda random though, right? It’s like they’re trying to reassure you that *their* stuff is legit, even though they’re selling football shirts on Yupoo. The whole “No1Factory confirms again that all our business accounts are registered on yupoo album” thing just makes me even MORE suspicious, tbh. Like, why are you so insistent?
And the contact info! Two different WhatsApp numbers – one for “Sports Jerseys” and one for “Street Fashion.” This screams “we sell a LOT of stuff, possibly all of it grey-market.” Street fashion? What street fashion? Is this just a catch-all for anything that isn’t football related? I’m picturing like, slightly-off-brand Supreme hoodies.
Then there’s that random “LUXURY Fashion—-UEFA Euro 2024 Champions! Spain.” bit. Spain won the Euros? Spoiler alert much? Also, what does this have to do with Celta Vigo shirts? Is this just a very enthusiastic, slightly confused, Spanish football fan running this whole operation? I wouldn’t put it past ’em.
And the “tophotfashion” thing? Just ignore that. It’s some kinda image search blurb in Chinese. Useless unless you speak Mandarin.
Oh, and the “NIKE Kids” bit. Different WhatsApp number AGAIN! And bulk pricing on kids’ Nike gear? $11 a piece, or $10 if you buy 50? Sounds… dubious. Like, REALLY dubious. Probably fake Nikes, let’s be honest.
